There Has Been a Mucinex Snatching in New Canaan
Evidently someone has a serious case of the sniffles in New Canaan, because a gentleman took it upon himself to clean the shelves of the Mucinex at the CVS on Park Street. Evidently a female clerk saw that he had decided to help himself to the cold and flu medicine, but by the time she notified her manager it was too late. He made off with all of the Mucinex, every last box! He cleared the whole shelf, not even leaving a single friendly drop. This was an unfortunate setback for CVS, as the crook made off with $1000 worth of the medicine.
[New Canaan Patch]
Move Into Disney World. Yes, really.
Do you love Mickey Mouse? I mean REALLY love Mickey Mouse? Well then good news, Mouseketeer! Disney World has created a 980-acre real estate project on the grounds of the park called Golden Oak, which features about 450 homes. Unfortunately, gallivanting through the Magic Kingdom with Donald and Goofy will cost you a pretty penny. The starting price of a home in the "Happiest Place on Earth" is $1.7 million and can go up to $7 million. Yes, a cool million is the price to pay to be able to ride “It’s A Small World After All” until your brain turns into a gelatinous mess.
[Daily Mail]
Credit: PR NEWSWIRE. Marceline neighborhood announced at Golden Oak at Walt Disney World Resort.(PRNewsFoto/Golden Oak at Walt Disney World Resort)
Victoria’s Secret Model Insults Taylor Swift
There’s been a scandal at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Evidently Victoria’s Secret Model, Jessica Hart, was less than impressed with Taylor Swift’s performance at the show. The model told Women’s Wear Daily, "But, I don't know, to me, she didn't fit. I don't know if I should say that. I think what you find is that for a lot of us, we've been working for 14, 15 years; what it takes to make it here comes from experience and confidence and knowing how to be confident with yourself. I think it comes with age. It's definitely the benchmark of all jobs." Oh dear, Taylor. But this doesn’t have to be all bad news. This is just the sort of subject matter that will fuel your next number one single.
[Huffington Post]
Sushi Thief on the Lam in CT
Lock up your soy sauce, there is a sushi crook on the loose in Hamden, CT! This week a man at a Shop Rite grocery store was seen strolling about the aisles and snacking on boxes of sushi. The thief was last seen in a white-colored truck. Come on, everybody! This unjust consumption of spicy tuna and rainbow rolls must be avenged!
[CT Post]
Guess What Today Is?
What better way to celebrate your Friday (Nov. 15) than with National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. That’s right, a day dedicated to cleaning out all of the filth that has accumulated in your refrigerator. We aren’t quite sure why this joyous holiday exists, but at least you have an excuse to clear the decks for your massive Thanksgiving feast that is lurking around the river bend.
[Eatocracy-CNN]